WELL, AS YOU KNOW IF YOU SAW ANY HORROR MOVIE THAT WAS THOUGHT OF BEFORE THE 90'S YOU WILL BE SEEING A REMAKE OF IT IN NO TIME. AND NOW, AS FREDDY KRUEGER IS BEING REMADE, IT'S TIME TO REVIEW HIM THROUGHOUT HIS SEQUELS. NO, FREDDY IS NOT JUST SOME DISGRACEFUL COMEDIAN, HE IS EVIL AND DARK.TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR FREDDY IS ALWAYS CRACKING JOKES ON HIS VICTIMS, OR ENEMIES. FREDDY IS ALSO A GREAT SALES MAN FOR THE NINTENDO SOMETHING OR ANOTHER. FREDDY ALSO INFORMS US ON HOWNOT EATING AND BEING OBESE ARE THE DEADLY EXTREMES. FREDDY IN THE FIRST THREE FILMS IS DARK AND CRAZY, IN FOUR THROUGH FIVE HE BECOMES LIGHTHEARTED AND CHEESY, AND FINALLY WES CRAVEN BRINGS HIM BACK TO EARTH AND MAKES HIM MORE VIOLENT THEN EVER.
FREDDY IS SLIMY AND SICK MINDED. HE IS EXTREMELY DARK, AND RUDE BY INTERUPTING NANCY'S PHONE CALL TO INFORM HER THAT HE IS HER "BOYFRIEND NOW." THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS FILM ARE THE WALL ORNAMENT, WHICH IS SURPRISINGLY TINA, THE BLOOD FOUNTAIN, WHICH USE TO BE GLEN, AND THE BURNT MARSHMALLOW, WHICH EVENTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE MARGE.
FREDDY SEEMS TO BE VERY CONNECTED WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS FILM, HE EVENTUALLY SAYS "YOU'VE GOT THE BODY, I'VE GOT THE BRAIN." THE BIGGEST HIGHLIGHT OF THIS FILM IS FREDDY, WHO IS SEEN LESS BUT TWICE AS SLIMY, RIPS THROUGH THE TEENAGE BOY THAT HE HAS POSSESED.
FREDDY DROPS A JAW AND SEEMS TO GO ALL OUT WHEN HE SEES THAT NANCY HAS RETURNED TO KEEP HIS NEWEST PREY AWAY FROM HIS PLAY. HE JUMPS OFF THE DEEP END AS HE BECOMES A SKELTON AND A PUPPET MASTER. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS FILM IS WHEN FREDDY USES A SLEEPING BOYS VEINS AS STRINGS FOR A PUPPET AND SMASHES A GIRL INTO THE TV AND THEN LATER EATS ANOTHER. THE HUMOR PICKS UP IN THIS FILM.
THIS FILM MAKES FREDDY START TO BE CORNY. THE CHARACTER ALICE COMES IN TO SURVIVE THIS FILM AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT. EVERY DEATH IS FOLLOWED BY A JOKE AND THE MAKE-UP IS NO LONGER SLIMY. THERE ARE NO HIGHLIGHTS IN THIS FILM, ONLY DISASTER.
THIS FILM IS THE WORST. IT BRINGS IN THE CONCEPT OF IN MOTHER DREAMING BY CHILDREN. IT SEEMS LIKE THEY RAN OUT OF IDEAS. BUT WHAT EVER, THIS FILM STILL STARS ROBERT ENGLUND SO IT GETS ATLEAST A TWO STAR RATING. ONCE AGAIN NO HIGHLIGHTS.
FREDDY RETURNS WELL RESTED AND READY TO START DELIVERING AGAIN. THIS IS THE FILM WHERE WE SEE THE NATURAL SALES MAN COME OUT. IT IS SLIGHTLY TACKY, BUT STILL A WONDERFUL FILM.
FINALLY WES CRAVEN RETURNS TO DESTROY FREDDY. HE MAKES HIM FAKE, JUST A FIGMENT OF THE FILM WORLD AND MAKES ALL THE OLD FILMS JUST FILMS. HE THEN MAKES FREDDY DARKER, CRAZIER, AND LESS OF A COMEDIAN. FREDDY GETS DARK AND DANGEROUS AND FINALLY HAS A SHOW DOWN WITH NANCY, WHO IS REALLY CALLED HEATHER IN THIS FILM, AND FINALLY WE SEE THAT THE CREATOR OF A DEMON CAN BEAT HIM BY TURNING HIM INTO A SCRIPTED VILLIAN. SUCESS, AND WE FINALLY SEE A SECOND WALL ORNAMENT NAMED JULIE.
HE MIGHT BE OLD BUT FREDDY CAN STILL GIVE YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY.
FREDDY IS SLIMY AND SICK MINDED. HE IS EXTREMELY DARK, AND RUDE BY INTERUPTING NANCY'S PHONE CALL TO INFORM HER THAT HE IS HER "BOYFRIEND NOW." THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS FILM ARE THE WALL ORNAMENT, WHICH IS SURPRISINGLY TINA, THE BLOOD FOUNTAIN, WHICH USE TO BE GLEN, AND THE BURNT MARSHMALLOW, WHICH EVENTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE MARGE.
FREDDY SEEMS TO BE VERY CONNECTED WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS FILM, HE EVENTUALLY SAYS "YOU'VE GOT THE BODY, I'VE GOT THE BRAIN." THE BIGGEST HIGHLIGHT OF THIS FILM IS FREDDY, WHO IS SEEN LESS BUT TWICE AS SLIMY, RIPS THROUGH THE TEENAGE BOY THAT HE HAS POSSESED.
FREDDY DROPS A JAW AND SEEMS TO GO ALL OUT WHEN HE SEES THAT NANCY HAS RETURNED TO KEEP HIS NEWEST PREY AWAY FROM HIS PLAY. HE JUMPS OFF THE DEEP END AS HE BECOMES A SKELTON AND A PUPPET MASTER. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS FILM IS WHEN FREDDY USES A SLEEPING BOYS VEINS AS STRINGS FOR A PUPPET AND SMASHES A GIRL INTO THE TV AND THEN LATER EATS ANOTHER. THE HUMOR PICKS UP IN THIS FILM.
THIS FILM MAKES FREDDY START TO BE CORNY. THE CHARACTER ALICE COMES IN TO SURVIVE THIS FILM AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT. EVERY DEATH IS FOLLOWED BY A JOKE AND THE MAKE-UP IS NO LONGER SLIMY. THERE ARE NO HIGHLIGHTS IN THIS FILM, ONLY DISASTER.
THIS FILM IS THE WORST. IT BRINGS IN THE CONCEPT OF IN MOTHER DREAMING BY CHILDREN. IT SEEMS LIKE THEY RAN OUT OF IDEAS. BUT WHAT EVER, THIS FILM STILL STARS ROBERT ENGLUND SO IT GETS ATLEAST A TWO STAR RATING. ONCE AGAIN NO HIGHLIGHTS.
FREDDY RETURNS WELL RESTED AND READY TO START DELIVERING AGAIN. THIS IS THE FILM WHERE WE SEE THE NATURAL SALES MAN COME OUT. IT IS SLIGHTLY TACKY, BUT STILL A WONDERFUL FILM.
FINALLY WES CRAVEN RETURNS TO DESTROY FREDDY. HE MAKES HIM FAKE, JUST A FIGMENT OF THE FILM WORLD AND MAKES ALL THE OLD FILMS JUST FILMS. HE THEN MAKES FREDDY DARKER, CRAZIER, AND LESS OF A COMEDIAN. FREDDY GETS DARK AND DANGEROUS AND FINALLY HAS A SHOW DOWN WITH NANCY, WHO IS REALLY CALLED HEATHER IN THIS FILM, AND FINALLY WE SEE THAT THE CREATOR OF A DEMON CAN BEAT HIM BY TURNING HIM INTO A SCRIPTED VILLIAN. SUCESS, AND WE FINALLY SEE A SECOND WALL ORNAMENT NAMED JULIE.
HE MIGHT BE OLD BUT FREDDY CAN STILL GIVE YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY.
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